Today: I cried

I cried today a little bit.  Just a little. I will miss my friend.  It took me about two weeks to finally catch up or muster up the courage to meet him, now he is leaving for Texas.  Ride em' cowboy!!

Ponderings

How come yellow candy taste like yellow, red taste like red, green taste like green, and orange doesn’t taste that orange? And what do colors taste like anyway?  Who took grand liberties to flavor colors? 

I wonder how the big, big woman in my office with the wobble, wobble walk makes love to her husband?  Does she ever get on top and ride him like a tsunami coming in to wash out an entire village? When her love gushes out does her husband get wet?

Why do people seem to think the world solely revolves around them?  Stop making your issues my problem!  We all have problems.  Please file a complaint at I don’t give a rat's pooh, and then call 1-800-waa-waah, and finally email whocares@notme.com

Why do men who are going bald try to hide there baldness with the dreaded side comb-over or even worse comb the hair from the back of their head to the front?  Liberate and shave it off.  VIVA Le Bald!